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khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.
“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.
So in summary:
This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.
Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

(Source: takealookatyourlife, via themoerae)

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captainwiigi:

maromaro613:


anri okita

so merch  furrrrrnr

Man do I love boobies

See, if you’re enlightened like I am, then you know the real show is down below: The booty, baby! That’s where it’s at! Nothing trumps the rump, my friend. Anyone who can’t see that is either blind or a fool. That’s why I say enough with this mass boob hysteria. It’s time to set things right. It’s time to give the ass the respect it deserves!

Did you really just quote Space Dandy!? Lmao!!!

maromaro613:

captainwiigi:

maromaro613:

anri okita

so merch  furrrrrnr

Man do I love boobies

See, if you’re enlightened like I am, then you know the real show is down below: The booty, baby! That’s where it’s at! Nothing trumps the rump, my friend. Anyone who can’t see that is either blind or a fool. That’s why I say enough with this mass boob hysteria. It’s time to set things right. It’s time to give the ass the respect it deserves!

Did you really just quote Space Dandy!? Lmao!!!

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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

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how many times have this two broken up seriously

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Surprise Surprise
you better recognize
you might not like what you see
but its so good for your eyes
I’m a root of all evil
you just the root of all whack
My rhymes are locking you up
cuz Orange is the new Black

shitshilarious:

Surprise Surprise

you better recognize

you might not like what you see

but its so good for your eyes

I’m a root of all evil

you just the root of all whack

My rhymes are locking you up

cuz Orange is the new Black

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And now in painting core, I can sit down all I want.

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I’m always the fool.