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I woke up sick today and I think I was hallucinating… Like, they were hyper realistic dreams and it was a dude on the phone telling me to open the door and I went out to open the door and nothing. I check my phone and there was never a call… I’m a little shocked about it right now.

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I woke up sick today and I think I was hallucinating… Like, they were hyper realistic dreams and it was a dude on the phone telling me to open the door and I went out to open the door and nothing. I check my phone and there was never a call… I’m a little shocked about it right now.

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"Das some white people shit."

— Usually said when one suggests an activity that can be dangerous to ones health and/or well-being. (via blackproverbs)

Or to the offense of others around them

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Salt in the wound.

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svveden:

rnints:

svveden:

i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds

i have no regrets

neither did ron

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wickedclothes:

Pokemon Boyshorts

Become Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur with these boyshorts. The backside of these undergarments feature each Pokemon’s tail, while the frontside features the front features of each Pokemon. Sold on Etsy.

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n1gjohn:

wtfmanga:

bobafettishism:

I’m a teacher and today two new students signed up at my school - three year old identical twin boys. Their names are Sora and Riku.

That generation is here.

It begins.

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JESUS CHRIST

We out here

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a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.

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sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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